I Don't Think I Will Be Back.

Today I met the person I’m going to marry.

boomitsnialler:

if it makes you feel any better this picture of me is in my high school yearbook and half my teachers came up to me and congratulated me on having the most embarrassing one and said they all laughed about it at a faculty meeting

are you raven symone

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nnintendo69:

What the fuck is going on

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anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

So I slept with my ex…

I’m a shitty person.

apatows:

the hotels.com rating for neutral milk hotel was only 2.5 stars because a user review read “semen was everywhere and the staff only talked about the holocaust. super depressing. would not recommend to a friend”

Hey look I deleted your tumblr like you deleted mine. Now I don’t have to have any of your bullshit in my life or on my computer. Go fuck yourself somewhere else and fuck over someone else.

mileyhighrus:

i could never be a politician because every time it was my turn to talk in a debate it would start off with “listen you fucking prick” like idk how these people don’t do this

I had quite the weekend

I got to fuck 2 gypsies who were hot as fuckk! And then ended up sleeping with some guy who used to be in the army. I guess it’s time for some plan b.

windicuffs-tier:

windicuffs-tier:

what if when we fall asleep and we start dreaming it’s actually just alternate universe versions of us waking up and when we’re awake that’s their time to sleep

I CAN ALREADY TELL THAT THIS IS A POST I SHOULD NOT HAVE MADE

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I fucking hate that we aren’t together anymore

And I hate that my rep is ruined now because of you. Man up! Or girl up, whatever.

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juilan:

mayors-supernatural-blu-box:

riddlemehiddleston:

juilan:

The Perks of Being A Cauliflower

this is the saddest post i’ve ever seen oh god

fuck you cauliflower is delicious